The Good Doctor speaks

You all know how I am about solid facts and irrefutible research.

In the post right before this one, I linked to the "love calculator" - which is an invention by the much esteemed Dr. Love. You simply tell the Love Calculator generator your name and the name of the one you hope to love, and the Love Calculator performs all sorts of complex and scientific research in less than one second - based solely on your names - and will tell you in terms of percentage what chance you have for a successful relationship.

Well, I plugged in my name and the names of some people who's relationships I admire to see what chance we all have for happiness in this harsh and unforgiving world.

Here are the results.

  • Stepper & Bill - 47% (incidentally, Stephanie and William also produced 47% - so you KNOW this thing is legit!)
  • Russ & Tammy (aka, the 'rents) - 35 %
  • Willard & Peggy, who celebrated their 50th anniversary a few years back - 33%
  • Jeff & Ari - 13% tough break, guys!
  • Nick & Tamsin - 01%. holy schmoley!
  • Shawn & Rischelle - 48% you guys have the best chance of all of us. I hope you take this responsibility seriously!
Here's what Doctor Love had to say to ALL of us:

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between ____ and _____, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

Do you hear that, guys?!? Don't sit back and think everything is fine! We have to spend AS MUCH TIME with each other as POSSIBLE!

I'm just glad I could help.

Dr. Love's Disclaimer: It's not possible to get a hundred per cent probabilty, therefore there's no guarantee of any kind that the relationship will work out between these two people. No record is being kept of any information entered by the user of this program. The creators of this program are in no way liable of any actions which might be taken by users of this program. Please note that this site has no serious intention whatsoever.


Tamsin said...

Yeah, I checked too, and got 15% for Tamsin North and Nicholas North, 22% for Tamsin Robøle North and Nicholas Stewart North, and a whopping 63% for Tamsin North and Nick North. We're astrologically doomed too - and yet, determined to beat the odds :)

Jeff and Ari said...

This is the best thing EVER! I mean ... I am bummed that Jeff and I are fighting the odds according to Dr. Love, but I am HONORED to be one of the couples you thought of!! This post totally made my day!

MikkSolo said...

We are honored to on your list. We feel sooo much pressure being listed at the top of the percentages. We hope the good doctor is wrong though. 48% still doesn't sound very good to me. We are real sorry for all of you other poor saps.


Jen said...

Well Clinton and I, did very well! 67%, so there! :) That's fun, thanks Dr. Love!