So this one Easter...

...my Mom put on a big hunt in the back yard for the entire family.

We're talking the ENTIRE FAMILY (now a yearly tradition). Extended variety, Mom's side. Each cousin had their own color of egg to find, and let me tell you. My parents know how to hide eggs.

I was watching my figure. As in - I had just lost 20lb of first-year-of-college-mistakes and was still working on the final five.

So guess what was in my speckled green (of course) eggs?

Beef jerky and money.

Best. Parents. Ever.

The End.

3 comments:

Tamsin said...

Blasphemer.

Danyelle said...

I hate cadburry eggs, but I bought an entire box full of them for my husband because he loves them- and lets face it- he keeps me warm at night. He got 3. Anderson ate the rest. The end.

Stepper the Mighty said...

Danyelle - was this also an object lesson on the hazards of leaving things lying around where children can get them? Because that is diabolically brilliant.