8 - the number of pictures Daph took of herself when she wrestled my phone from me. |
23 - the number of bobby pins holding my hair in place last Sunday.
2 - the number of Dr. Who episodes we watched, tonight.
6 - the number of times between two and three o'clock this afternoon I told the kids to stop screaming, the baby was asleep.
6 - the number of times they apologized and promised they would use their quiet voices.
2 - the number of minutes before they'd forget again.
1 - the number of cavities the good Dentist discovered in my mouth this morning.
0 - the number he found in Bill's. Again.
2 - the number of times Bill usually brushes his teeth per day.
at least 4 - the number of times I usually brush my teeth per day.
4 - the number of new toothbrushes we walked out of the Dentists office, with.
8 - the number of minutes I spent ogling and discussing in depth our new toothbrushes, travel toothbrush cases, floss and etc. before I remembered that most people don't get as excited about the implements of dental hygiene as I do.
0 - the number of times Bill laughed at me 'cause of the weird toothbrush thing.
22 - the number of post-baby pounds that I STILL have to lose.
49 - the number of days I have to lose it all in order to reach my goal.
49 - the number of days until Hank turns 1.
3 - the number of loads of laundry I've pushed through the washer/dryer today.
3 - the number of loads of laundry I have yet to push through the washer/dryer before bed in order to be caught up.
0 - the number of loads of laundry I will likely be pushing through the washer/dryer before bed.
1 - the number of times I've logged on to the internet today, including now. Probably a new record. Someone write Guiness. But no the beer company. They don't care.
3 - the number of times I thought about my friend Sasha P. today; randomly and out of the blue.
4 - the number of times today that I've felt guilt.
3 - the number of times today that I've felt fat.
14 - the number of times today that I've fallen in love with my children.
4 - the number of times (so far) that I've kissed my husband today.
1.67 - the amount of money I have in my wallet (all in coins. The bills went toward Bill's long-day-at-the-office/school-might-need-to-eat-something-at-some-point fund).
1 - the number of wife-lunches Bill took to work with him, just in case the aforementioned made you all feel sorry for him.
9 - the number of separate meals I've prepared, today.
2 - the number of said meals I enjoyed.
2 - the number of times this week I've left the house without my ring on.
2 - the number of times this completely threw off my groove.
3 - the number of days in a row that I've worn this particular pair of jeans.
1 - the number of miniature cars Wyatt got from the prize box at the Dentist, this morning. His new obsession.
6 - the number of times the miniature car has been misplaced.
6 - the number of times said misplacement caused utter panic and complete despair.
6 - the number of times Mom pulled said misplaced car from her pocket, having picked it up off the carpet before she vacuumed/Henry ate it/it got lost in the long carpet forever.
0 - the number of times Wyatt thought Mom was incredibly cool for pulling through for him so immediately with the whole lost miniature car thing.
0 - the number of superpowers my kids think I possess.
8 - the number of superpowers I actually possess.
3 - the number of times Daphne spontaneously glomped me, today, saying, "I love YOU, Mom!"
3 - the amount of times those glomps completely made my day.
4 - the amount of poopy diapers I had to clean up.
89% - the amount of improvement this is over last week.
1 - how many boys I am altogether in love with.
898498560298304980934858670293845 - how talented the boy I am in love with is.
10 - how many minutes before I should be in bed.
70 - how many minutes it will likely be before I climb into bed due to being greedy about a book I'm currently involved with.
Reading. Not writing.
Aw, crap.
5 - the number of times today that I've felt guilt.
3 comments:
I loved every single one of these numbers! How creative are you? So much so that if your natural creativity rubbed off, even a teeny, tiny bit onto me, I'd be spectacular.
I agree with Nae. I loved this, even laughed out loud several times.
Aw!! I loved this and I just saw that I was part of it. You're so awesome!!
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