Well, seeing as how I'm the expert on all three, I thought I'd bestow upon you some sage advice that may help steer you in the right direction before you undertake any of these projects.
I know, my benevolence sometimes amazes even me.
STEPPER'S GUIDE TO SPRING
1. SPRING CLEANING
- You should spring clean your house. No, really. You should.
- You should probably make a detailed list of all the chores that a proper Spring Cleaning entails. Otherwise, your red-haired, lazy teenage daughter (cough) might think that 'clean out the cupboard' might just mean 'eat all the chips'. Also - feels good to check things off a list. Very Spring Cleany.
- Don't use Ammonia and a toothbrush to clean the baseboards. You might fall asleep half way through. Trust me.
- I've found that the very best way to make sure that your garden doesn't become overrun with weeds is to not plant a garden in the first place.
- It might be a good plan to have a clear idea of what weeds look like before you start your therapeutic yanking. Because sometimes you think a tulip upstart is a weed.
- You may have to actually hide the huge orange geometric-patterned pillows that your husband thinks are cool to keep them off the couch.
- Your husband may, in turn, hide your green and purple couch pillows. Just sayin'.
Alright, now who else is up for a little rain storm?
Anyone?
Anyone?
3 comments:
Sadly, our warm weather is supposed to end tomorrow night... snow on Thursday.
Ah, well...
Bring on the rain! I enjoy winter until the day after Christmas so I'm ready to move on. :)
Any word on when the 8' snow drifts in Wisconsin will be making an exit?
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